Templars and Courtesans
Being the adventures of a Romantigoth with aspirations to Steampunk, a love of music, prose and elegance and the naughty yet lovable demeanour only manageable by a true gentleman.
Good day, poppets. ;)
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Post reblogged from Soluble HermitPerhaps. Don’t trust newly acquired guy friends who offer massages. They just want to remove your shirt. Though I don’t imagine you ever have that problem.
Most of the newer friends I’ve made have been through the Kink scene anyway, so we’d all seen each other tied up and in various states of undress beforehand. Still no massages offered from them yet, though!
I think I need a fantastic massage, some tea, a tub of icecream and to wake up a UK size 10-12.
I would also like a fantastic massage, some tea, some ice cream and something salty, and to … that last part … that jargon … what are you saying? Okay, I figured it out. Clothing sizes from the UK. Well, I’m happy with my current size and shape and find myself damn sexy, but it would be nice to have some relief from … no, no, I had eight years of relief. Time to man up to being a woman and face the [insert TMI list of symptoms here].
But a decent massage and some ice cream are always nice.
It’s less for me about body image than it is about wanting to fit into my clothes. A lot of what I wear is vintage formalwear, some patterns I just can’t find.
But yes, tea. Massage. Icecream. <3
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I must admit I haven’t gotten involved in that scene, though I have been in situations where I first met people butt naked and they saw me the next day and were like, “Wow, you’re dressed!” So I imagine it to be something like that.
A little, yes!
It’s certainly a fun scene to be in for me.
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stop commending microsoft for something they should have done in the fucking first place. they’re not these great guys because they fixed the worst console in history because they were worried about sales. they’re morons for having made it the way it was in the first place, do not praise them for fixing their own mistakes when they realized they wouldn’t get away with it.
THANK YOU!
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#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt
/CAN’T BREATHE
HOLY SHIT
(Source: spideybutt)
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Perhaps. Don’t trust newly acquired guy friends who offer massages. They just want to remove your shirt. Though I don’t imagine you ever have that problem.
Most of the newer friends I’ve made have been through the Kink scene anyway, so we’d all seen each other tied up and in various states of undress beforehand. Still no massages offered from them yet, though!
I think I need a fantastic massage, some tea, a tub of icecream and to wake up a UK size 10-12.
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I am in dire need of a good massage. My neck and back are in ruins.
Maybe sleeping on my back will help.
